Friday, April 27, 2007
1:09 PM
Kids SUCK....Pets ROCK!!!!
So I joined Blockbuster Online the other day. It's just like Netflix except it's cheaper AND you can return your vids to a local store instead of just placing the package in your mailbox.....
*scratches head about why someone would opt to drive ALL the way to the store to drop off vids when they can just place in their mail box....isn't the whole point of this online thing to be able to rent vids without leaving your property??*
The amount of money we were spending on movie theatre entertainment was shameful so it just made sense to scrap our movie theatre habit and do this thing for only $14.99 a month. Seriously, you can't beat that.
I really should be in a Blockbuster commercial at this point....
On To Other News....
I really need to lose weight. I know, that's the story of my life. But I've gained 10 pounds since I've been here and it's pissing me off. I've fallen right back into my eating junk food non-stop all day long phase. It's bullshit. I know I'm better than this.
I need to stay away from fast food, carbs (when I can), and do portion control. That also includes not eating all day long the minute I "think" I'm hungry.
This is when I say "Water is my friend". If I stayed on top of drinking my 8 glasses a day, I won't be as "hungry". Another cute trick is to drink a full glass of water before biting into your meal. That way, when you DO eat, you are already half full and won't be able to finish everything on your plate.
I bought some Low-Carb Diet multi-vitamins but since I haven't been sticking to that lifestyle so well, I don't think those vitamins are good for me.
I'm just glad I missed the Attack Of The Girl Scout Cookies that emerges out of the blue every year in every major city and town in the USA. It's like those girls hypnotize you and the next thing you know, you're ordering boxes of cookies from every Brownie and Girl Scout in the neighborhood. Bitches.......
At least the Boy Scouts just sell that flavored popcorn in tins...that is sooo easy to pass by. Especially since Wal Mart sells those same tins (even some much bigger) for a fraction of the price. GO WAL-MART!!!!!
Wow, I am very anti-kid today. Damn, snotty-nosed, brats......who needs em.......pffffft.
They're cute though....from a distance....and I mean FAR AWAY. I'm talking about seeing a cute kid in the back seat of a car passing me by at 70 mph.....kid sticks his little tongue out and I do the same. Kid laughs, I laugh too...and next thing I know, kid is in another lane about to turn off the Disney World exit.....that's when kids are at their cutest....
Well that and when they're asleep.
I prefer those fuzzy animals we call pets....anyday....at least they don't back talk...well...not really. I do remember those nights getting back talked by my cat but at least it's more bareable than a kid back talking.
Snuggles: *doing something he shouldn't at 2AM....*
Me: SNUGGLES STOP!!!
Snuggles: MEEEEOW
Me: SNUGGLES!!!
Snuggles: MEEEEEOW
Me: Stop back talking Snuggles!!
Snuggles: Meow
Me: OMG...STOP!!!
Snuggles: Meeeeeeow
Me: Fine....take the fucking last word you inconsiderate twearp of a cat!!
Snuggles: MEEEEEOW
These kinds of exchanges REALLY played out that way. I can't make this shit up. Either I was a fool for arguing with a CAT or that cat was fucking smart as hell....I can't decide.
Gawd I miss that fucking cat.............animals ROCK.
Said By Nicole
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