Saturday, April 28, 2007
10:00 AM
WAKE ME UP AND GET ME HIGH
Caramel Venti Frappaccino, Vanilla Cafe Venti Frappaccino (hold the whipped cream), Venti White Chocolate Mocha...the list goes on and on. All I gotta say is, coffee rocks!!
If I had a Starbucks next door, I would go broke with the amount of trips per day I'd take. Starbucks is my coffee dealer.....I need coffee coursing through my veins in order to stay awake and productive.
I've gone as far as eating those candied coffee beans that you can buy. Yes, they are REAL coffee beans, and yes they put a sugar coating on them to make them tastier to chew. They even have chocolate-covered coffee beans for those looking for an even tastier caffeine fix.
Coffee Beans (google it since this link decided to stop working)
Of course, they say "one or two" is all you need to get hyped up, but I've been known to pop in 3-4. Yeah I love living on the edge. Doing that WITH a Venti Frappaccino in hand is probably even riskier. But who cares! At that point, I could sit wide-eyed and focused on even the most asinine meeting. My boss wants to read me the dictionary from A-Z....go for it!! I might even remember some new words.
Carlos wants to teach me the ins and outs of how Java works?.....by all means....lemme pop some Coffee Beans, take a large swig of my Venti Frapp. and he can even tell me the history of Java and I guarantee I'll be listening to every word. Don't mind the fact that I might try multi-tasking too. Cleaning the house, dancing, and listening to a Java lesson at the same time is NOT unheard of when you're more hyper than a 2 year old on speed. Damn kids....
Then of course, there's the mother load. The very thing that has kept college kids up studying for two days straight. The famous pills that truck drivers take to stay alert and awake during 16 hr cross-country hauls.....
Vivarin (google it since links hate me today)
I remember taking those large, un-coated, nasty tasting pills when I was in college. Talk about a caffeine headache!!! But at least it worked.
For the beginners, it's probably best to stick with Redbull and Vault. Things like that. You definitly don't want to start with two "kick-your-ass-to-the-moon" caffeine fixes like I can do. Like I said, Coffee Beans and Venti Frappaccino is my perfect mix, but not everyone can handle that.
If you're REALLY wimpy.....a can of Mountain Dew should be fine for you.
Either way, whatever you need to get up and stay up during a long, boring, and tedious day.....do it!
Starbucks is the best caffeine dealer around. They're on every corner and best of all, they have every style, flavor, and type of coffee you could wish for.
And damn me for not being in a Starbucks commercial....wait...I guess this entry sorta is!
Song Lyrics For Today:
Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yoWake me up before you go-goI don't want to miss it when you hit that high
~Wham
Said By Nicole
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