Sunday, May 13, 2007
4:26 PM
MY ASS IS ABOUT TO BE TOO LARGE FOR THONGS
Now that my parents have been told the good news, I can tell the world...
Carlos and I are expecting a baby in early Jan!! This will be my first baby and his second. (That is so sexy getting baby advice from a man who's "been there done that"...FILFs rock!!!)
Annnnnd...for those of you a little slow on the uptake, FILF is my made-up word for Father I'd Like To Fuck. Which, btw, is how I got myself knocked up in the first place. *giggle*
I just linked my pregnancy blog to this one...take a look! Just be warned, I'm sure it will get more graphic as the pregnancy progresses. Right now there is not much to report so things aren't "gross" or whatever at this point.
I won't spend a whole lotta time talking about the pregnancy in this blog since that's really what my pregnancy journal is for.
Oh and for those curious how far along I am since the baby due-date didn't do it for ya...I'm 6 weeks and 3 days along. Yep yep.
Yes I've been extremely moody. (Poor Carlos)
Yes I've been VERY bloated...OMG
Yes I've been peeing like it's goin outta style...especially at night.
Yes I'm horny as hell...that's one part of pregnancy most people don't talk about. (Poor Carlos...wait..."poor Carlos" nothing...)
Yes my hormones are causing my boobs to get bigger and also VERY sore. (Poor Carlos...you can look but DON'T TOUCH!!!)
Overall, Carlos is havin' a hell of a time with me.
Okay, all together now...."POOOOOOOR CARLOS!!!!!!" But hey, as they say in the movies when the woman is in the throes of labor and birth, sweating, crying, and cringing, "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!"
I'm trying to enjoy this time though since I may never do this again. And I'm especially trying to relish the time we have before a baby changes our lifestyle. Children are a blessing but they are HARD fucking work from what every parent has ever warned me. Being able to just up and go to the movies whenever we want is a nice luxury that we won't see until our child is 18. And yes, I say 18. I will have his/her bags packed and waiting for them on the door stoop a day after their 18th bday. Noooo way will I have a grown-ass kid living with me if they are able to work and make their own way. But I digress....
So there it is...the news that I've been holding in for a couple of weeks.
NICOLE IS PREGNANT!
*Let's see how long it takes me to outgrow my cute thongs*
Said By Nicole
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