Sunday, May 27, 2007
1:12 PM
Want YOUR Face Tattooed On My Beautiful Body?
"I tattoo my body with the faces of everyone I've killed"
"So what will you do when you run out of room? Stop killing?"
~Mr. Magoo (1997)
So that quote left me laughing so hard that I forgot about the fact that the phone's been ringing off the hook every hour since Carlos' grandparents left the house today.
Seriously, someone keeps calling and looking at the Caller ID, they have called every few minutes for the past hour. I'm going NUTS! This is worse than the Chinese Water Torture.
For those who aren't familiar with this ancient torture...Wikipedia explains it beautifully:
"Victims were strapped down so that they could not move, and cold water was then dripped slowly on to a small area of the body. The forehead was found to be the most suitable point for this form of torture: prisoners could see each drop coming, and were gradually driven frantic."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_water_torture
So yeah, the phone calls coming in non-stop wasn't any better.
I purposefully don't answer their phone for two reasons:
1. I NEVER answer someone else' phone unless they specifically instruct me to do so. That's what voicemail is for.
2. I don't speak a lick of Spanish and his grandparents don't speak much English, so most of the folks who call are speaking Espanol. Now, I COULD answer with "No hablo Espanol" but seriously...I hate answering my own phone so why would I do that to myself?
Either way...Mr. Magoo at least put me in a better mood. For now.
I swear I'm teetering on insanity today. Call it pregnancy hormones all you want. All I know is, it SUCKS ASS!!
I'm thinking of starting a full body tattoo with pics of everyone who pisses me off....when I run out of room, maybe people will stop pissing me off....yeah that's it.
Said By Nicole
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