Saturday, June 23, 2007
1:22 PM
Let Me Go Missing In Jail For A Million Dollars!
Missing: Large lake in southern Chile
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A lake in southern Chile has mysteriously disappeared, prompting speculation the ground has simply opened up and swallowed it whole. Take It Away, Bob!
Why can't things like this happen to other places and situations in life? When I used to work in the worst place of my life, where was the hungry earth then? When I have a ton of pressure and stress, why can't there be an invisible blackhole to suck all my stress and frustrations away?
Why does Mother Earth decide to eat up a lake that wasn't causing anyone harm, but yet she ignores my former supervisor's house?
I really gotta have a woman to woman talk with this Mother Earth. Things need to change around here. LOL
In other news not even remotely related to me: Paris Hilton is to be released Tuesday. Of course, she has something to look forward to....another cool million in her bank account if she decides to "tell-all" to the Today Show.
Give me 23 days in jail with the promise of a million dollars for yapping to some coffee-addicted morning anchor once I'm released, and I'll do it in a heartbeat!!
Why can't I get some luck around here? *shrug*
Said By Nicole
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