Muffin Top....definition: '(or muffin top girl) is a generally pejorative, slang term used for a person, usually female, whose flabby midsection spills over the waistline of his or her pants in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its casing. "
Okay so yeah that's a visual and a definition of the very thing I should know better than to immulate.
Leave it to me to think being pregnant and putting on a Hooters Tank Top with tight blue jeans is cute. Lucky for me, I didn't have to leave the house today. Also lucky for me, Carlos found my "muffin top" to be cute and sexy.
But still....I will admit here and now, in front of all of your curious eyes....that I fell victim to the Fashion Police's "Crime of the Century". I, dear readers, sported a muffin top. Yes, that does mean I was a Muffin Top Girl for a couple of hours today.
I redeemed myself by changing into a more appropriate outfit for today: Tee shirt and jeans.
I tell you, this pregnancy at this stage is frustrating. I am bigger than I was before but I'm not showing a full belly like pregnant women who are further along. Instead, I'm just chubby enough to look as if I just won't stop eating junk food all day.
I can't wait to actually start to LOOK pregnant. Until that day, I won't break the serious Fashion Law and show my side and back fat where and when it's not appropriate...wait...is it EVER appropriate??
