Sunday, July 8, 2007
5:19 PM
Open Letters To My Machinery
To The "Fan" In The Main Bathroom: Listen, you are useless. Of all the things that could break and stop working around the house, how come you still come on when I turn on the lights? Not only do you not have a separate switch to engage or disengage you, but you're also LOUD and useless. The mirrors still fog up while I'm in a hot shower, the smell doesn't politely fade from the room while you are on after someone has done a #2. All you do is blow REALLY cold air on me when I'm sitting on the loo.
You are annoying. Can you stop working already?
To The Old Dryer: Why must I run all my clothes on two cycles before you fully dry my laundry?
To Fridge: Thanks for working...you're a cold mo-fo....just how I like 'em!
To This Computer: Get another nasty virus and I'm gonna rip your cords out.....
People...apparently I'm bored today....at least ya got a semi-entertaining blog out of me.
*smiles and bows*
Said By Nicole
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